SJ AIRPORT “HANDS” MURAL TO BE REMOVED FOLLOWING DISCOVERY THAT IT SAYS “FLY SFO” IN SIGN LANGUAGE

Red-faced airport officials said today they didn’t realize the mural communicated any actual message.  “We thought it was just a bunch of hands,” said airport spokesman David Vossbrink.  “Frankly, I’m glad to get rid of it.  I thought it was kind of creepy.”