BUGLE BRIEFS

Worried EconoPlot CEO
Ward Blekkenknob

ONLINE FUNERAL INSURANCE COMPANY SPENDS $3 MILLION TO BUY SUPER BOWL COMMERCIAL BUT CAN'T FIGURE OUT A WAY TO MAKE IT FUNNY
EconoPlot CEO Ward Bleckkenknob:  "The clock is ticking.  We'd better come up with something quick."