WOMAN IDENTIFIED ONLY BY HER FIRST NAME "MERCEDES" REPORTS BEING STALKED BY COMPACT CAR
It began with a few friendly emails, but things quickly turned dark. Mercedes, a 32 year old marketing director from Los Gatos, said that shortly after joining an online dating service, she became the target of unwanted attention from a blue Mazda 3. "I didn't respond to the first emails from...uh, it. Next thing I know, I'm receiving these weird photos on my smartphone." In one photo, the car displays what Mercedes describes as a "creepy Jack Nicholson smile." "Even the steering wheel was smiling like some sort of demented buck-toothed rabbit," she added.
The Mazda also reportedly sent pictures of itself with both its hood and trunk open. "Such explicit photos are absolutely prohibited according to our membership contract," said Marnee Woktosian-Canaveral, a spokesperson for online dating service dateinformatique.com. "We have already revoked this Mazda's membership."
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