After receiving direction from the community on what qualities are desired in a new police chief, San Jose City Manager Deb “Deb” Figone has directed the executive recruitment firm conducting the search to look outside the solar system. The desired attributes listed by a majority of residents on a public survey include:
--Multilingual (no fair using Rosetta Stone), as well as proficiency as a dog, cat and horse whisperer. Mind reading abilities are also highly desirable.
--Ability to compromise but must always agree with survey respondent
--Won’t listen to those other guys
--Will work for pay and benefits lower than what I’m getting
--Promises to solve bedbug problem in San Jose
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