APPLE UNVEILS THE iHad

DEVICE EASILY ENABLES USERS TO LIST THE THINGS THEY HAD PRIOR TO THE GREAT RECESSION

Apple iHad

The Apple iHad hasn't even reached the marketplace yet and analysts are already saying that it could be the Cupertino company's biggest smash hit yet.  "It's certainly right for the times," commented tech blogger Luna Moon Spumacher, who added, "And at just $35.99, I think they'll sell millions of them."   


The iHad's 11" X 14" ruled writing display surface is made of a patented high-tech cellulose pulp material.  Unlike other, more expensive devices, the iHad is very lightweight at just three ounces, and books, magazines and newspapers can easily be read simply by placing them on top of the iHad's non-touch screen surface.  


While there have been a few complaints that the iHad is not equipped with a web browser, camera, PDF reader or wireless capability, Apple says those features can be had on their other products.  "It's incredible.  It took me just a few minutes to list all the stuff I don't have and can't afford anymore," said Apple store customer Brook Bellingham, wiping a tear from his eye.  "That Steve Jobs is a genius."