AT&T PARK STOLEN ON OPENING DAY OF WORLD SERIES!

SUSPICION IMMEDIATELY FALLS ON SAN JOSE MAYOR

Newson to Reed:  Give us our stadium back!

This poorly retouched photographed shows the
skyline without AT&T Park

It was supposed to be a joyous day in San Francisco.  After all, it's the opening day of the World Series, as the city's beloved Giants take on the Texas Rangers.  But when officials arrived at daybreak, they made an unthinkable discovery:  AT&T Park had been stolen in the middle of the night.  


"I left at 11:00pm last night and it was still there, but now...nothing," said AT&T park maintenance manager Maynard Whitog.  
While they admit they have no proof of his involvement, many Giants fans were quick to blame San Jose Mayor Chuck Reed for the theft.  "He wanted a ballpark more than anything, but didn't have the land or the money, so he took ours," shouted a person who was either a man or a woman wearing a Giants hat.  Police said they're conducting search warrants at a number of locations but refused to be more specific.  "We're doing our darndest, trying to get the stadium back in time for the first pitch," said police spokesperson Fenner Peckham.  "If anyone knows where it is, they can return it no questions asked," he added.