ELECTION 2010

BROWN STAFFER REFERS TO WHITMAN AS A “W----”                                     Bugle investigating, trying to determine what a “W----” is                                                                 

FRESNO AND DETROIT MAYORS CAUGHT TOILET PAPERING MEG WHITMAN’S ATHERTON HOME                                                                       Atherton Police Lt. Cyril Gargleton: “In addition to committing vandalism, they also scared her cat.”                                                                                                                             

MAYOR HINTS THAT IF MEASURE W PASSES, LOWER TIER SAN JOSE CITY EMPLOYEES MIGHT GET FREE GARBAGE CART UPGRADE
If passed by voters next month, Measure W would lead to the creation of a second, less expensive retirement plan for newly hired city employees.  Some experts warn such two-tier plans often lead to morale problems.  In response to those concerns, San Jose Mayor Chuck Reed believes he has the answer:  a free upgrade for affected employees from the 20-gallon garbage cart to the 32-gallon cart.  “That’s just $25.90 per month for a $27.50 cart,” said Reed excitedly.  “That’s a great value and a wonderful benefit for our employees who live in San Jose.”