BUGLE BRIEFS

GRIM REAPER SAYS OPRAH BOOK CLUB PAPERBACK "CHANGED MY LIFE."  

"After I read Here on Earth by Alice Hoffman, I decided I just don't want to do the whole doom and gloom thing anymore."  

MEDICAL HEADLINES

DOCTORS SAY THEY'RE BAFFLED BY LOCAL MAN'S ROVING BALD SPOT

"I can't even wear a baseball cap like most bald guys," said a dejected Lloyd Tortsel