Friday, May 27, 2011

BUGLE BRIEFS

WHITE HOUSE SAYS OBAMA'S AUTO-PEN DEVICE OUTDATED
The auto-pen device, shown here in the Oval Office, 
signs documents when the President is unavailable 


10-year-old device"leaks ink, squeaks and occasionally flips off the Vice-President," according to White House spokesperson Forkus Fenzle


DETECTIVES SAY LOCAL MAN MISSING FOR TWO WEEKS LEFT NOTE BLAMING EMPIRE CARPET JINGLE


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