Saturday, October 23, 2010

BROKEN NEWS

SUNNYVALE COUPLE DISCOVERS RANDY QUAID AND HIS WIFE SLEEPING IN THEIR YARD SHED.  
"We loved him as Cousin Eddie in that 'Vacation' movie, but they can't stay here," say residents


LOCAL OPTOMETRIST ASKS SHARKS GOALIE ANTERO NIITTYMAKI FOR PERMISSION TO USE HIS NAME AS AN OFFICE EYE TEST CHART


SUV DISAPPEARS INTO SOUTH BAY POTHOLE
Tapping noises heard -- officials optimistic

"One minute there was this Suburban in front of me, the next minute it was gone," said motorist Folka Chiano.  The Suburban and its unknown number of occupants had disappeared into one of the many large potholes on Los Gatos-Almaden Road on the San Jose-Los Gatos border.  Emergency responders said they could see the vehicle's taillights but weren't sure how far down the SUV was.  Officials say the Chile mine rescue capsule is on standby in case its needed.    


MUMBLERS ANONYMOUS DEMANDS BALLOTS WRITTEN IN GIBBERISH

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