Friday, October 22, 2010

FRIDAY NEWS BRIEFS

GLORIA ALLRED FILES CLASS ACTION SUIT AGAINST 155,000,000 MEN FOR REPEATEDLY LEAVING TOILET SEAT UP
Appears on national television with sobbing client

ANNOUNCER REVEALS THAT HE POKES HIMSELF IN THE EYE IN ORDER TO SOUND OUTRAGED WHILE RECORDING NEGATIVE POLITICAL COMMERCIALS

GOOGLE DRIVERLESS CARS LOCATED IN BRITISH COLUMBIA
Six Prius Hybrids in custody for allegedly robbing Starbucks drive-through

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