Saturday, October 2, 2010

NEWS BRIEFS

SELFISH MAN REPORTS FINDING TRADER JOE'S STORE WITH NO SOLICITORS OUT FRONT BUT REFUSES TO DIVULGE ITS LOCATION

24 HOUR FITNESS TO ACTUALLY START SELLING MEAT

WINCHESTER MYSTERY HOUSE EMPLOYEE REPORTS SEEING THE GHOSTS OF SMITH AND WESSON URINATING ON THE GRAND BALLROOM FLOOR

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