Thousands of parents of teenagers are complaining about a new product called the CanTeen. Their complaint? They can't get their hands on one soon enough.
"Parents love our product because they don't have to deal with the rebellious teenage years," said CanTeen Director of Marketing Muffin Nooberhoff.
The water heater-shaped device is a soundproof capsule, inside of which the defiant teen is locked. "The CanTeen is then stored in a shed or corner of the garage until the kid is 23 or so," explained Nooberhoff. "Unfortunately, demand has outstripped supply, but we're making them as fast as we can."
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