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| The 98,000 square mile patch of dirt depicted on this map is all that's left after Oregon's move |
ENTIRE STATE OF OREGON FLEES IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT
LEAVES NOTE SAYING IT "CAN'T TAKE LIVING ABOVE CALIFORNIA ANYMORE"
The entire state of Oregon fled sometime early Saturday morning, leaving behind 98,000 square miles of dirt, an old Subaru, and a note explaining, "It's not that we dislike California, but it's like having a neighbor who has a bunch of people living in the garage and doesn't paint their house or fix up the yard." Oregon's current whereabouts are unknown but Kentucky wasted no time in expressing interest in moving to the vacant site between California and Washington. "We can get along with 'pert near anybody," said Kentucky Land Office Director Goby Harkiss.
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