BUGLE BRIEFS

Cat show organizer Alvina Molk
and her cat Squirts

CITY'S HOPES OF HOSTING 2020 WORLD'S FAIR QUASHED DUE TO SCHEDULING CONFLICT WITH CAT SHOW 
 "I'd like to help out, but we already have over 12,000 kitties scheduled to appear at the show, including 27 Norwegian Forest Cats and a Devon Rex, which is very rare.  I'm so excited.  I hope I live that long."  
2020 Cat Show Organizer Alvina Molk


EXERCISE PHYSIOLOGIST RELUCTANTLY ADMITS THAT SPINNING AROUND ON A BAR STOOL IS A BETTER WORKOUT THAN DOING NOTHING AT ALL


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