BUGLE BRIEFS

Left, World Series trophy
Right, Home Depot chandelier

BOSTON RED SOX FANS OUTRAGED AFTER DISCOVERY THAT WORLD SERIES TROPHY IS ACTUALLY HOME DEPOT LAMP
"They told us it was made by Tiffany and that it cost $15,000, but Home Depot sells them for $189."
Red Sox Fan Melvern Veetzle


LOCAL ANIMAL SHELTER TO PHASE OUT CAT VENDING MACHINES FOLLOWING PUBLIC OUTCRY
Officials at a local cat shelter said today they will stop utilizing vending machines to increase the rate of adoptions of the organization's cats.  "We were trying to think outside the cage.  We thought more of our cats might find homes if people could get their new kitty from a machine at the store, kind of like Redbox.  But we were apparently the only ones who thought it was a good idea."  
General Manager Ginger Lou Furnuckle