BUGLE BRIEFS

CITY OFFICIALS DEJECTED AFTER LEARNING THAT ROBOCOP WASN'T REAL
SOURCE SAYS CITY MANAGER HOPED TO UTILIZE "A ROBOCOP OR TWO" TO COMPENSATE FOR SHRINKING POLICE RANKS
Robocop Director Paul Verhoeven:  "I hated to be the one to burst their bubble.  They were so excited when they called."  

NASA ACKNOWLEDGES THAT SPACECRAFT VOYAGER 1 IS OVERDUE FOR 10-BILLION MILE SERVICE
SPACE AGENCY SAYS IT'S TRYING TO SAVE MONEY BY WAITING UNTIL AN ONLINE DISCOUNT COUPON IS OFFERED 

REFRIGERATOR WITH NO MOTOR RECEIVES HIGHEST ENERGY STAR RATING
"It just goes to show that sometimes the simplest change can result in amazing energy savings.  The Tepidaire refrigerator will save our customers hundreds of dollars a year on energy costs."  
Tepidaire President Collie Tweefles