Thursday, September 23, 2010

NEWS BRIEFS

-BLIND FREMONT MAN FIGHTS ATTEMPTS TO REPLACE HIS NARCOLEPTIC SEEING EYE DOG
"Sometimes we stand on the street corner for a really long time, but to me it's not a big deal," said Charles Tumley.

-COMMITTEE TO DECIDE IF MORTGAGE COMPANY RADIO OFFER IS TRULY "THE BIGGEST NO-BRAINER IN THE HISTORY OF MANKIND."

-LOS GATOS PLASTIC SURGEON:  LIPOSUCTION NOT APPROPRIATE REMEDY FOR THOSE WHOSE HEAD IS TOO LARGE FOR THEIR BODY

-SENATORS PROPOSE "DON'T ASK, DON'T TELL" ALTERNATIVE
Vote not yet scheduled for new "Don't say nothin' and for God's sake, don't show it to anyone" bill

-STARBUCKS DRIVE THROUGH TOLL LANE DEEMED A FAILURE
Company cites huge increase in "lane rage"

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