Friday, September 24, 2010

SJ NIXES CHRISTMAS IN THE PARK

Looking forlorn, San Jose Mayor Chuck Reed announced early today that the city's budget deficit has forced the cancellation of the popular Christmas in the Park event.  "We don't have the money for both the exhibits and the required services, so there will be no displays," said Reed.  Trying to put a positive spin on the disheartening news, Reed announced, "We will, however, have 52 Honey Huts in the park and we hope people will come downtown during the holiday season to go to the bathroom."  

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