U.S. PRESIDENCY OUTSOURCED
Obama staying in India; says working in New Delhi much cheaper and will save taxpayers millions. "With a cell phone you can work from pretty much anywhere. Unless you have AT&T, of course." said the President.
SAN ANDREAS FAULT REVEALED TO BE A HOAX
Two Wasco men admit using Ditch Witch to create 800 mile long fault-like ridges; "They really got us on this one," laughed USGS Chief Seismologist Merton Ginwiddie.
QUOTE OF THE DAY
LOS ALTOS MAN WHO HAS NO FACEBOOK FRIENDS:
"Well, at least I have a friend in the diamond business."
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