Wednesday, November 10, 2010

BUGLE BRIEFS

12 year old Wally Skimmels of Milford, Utah
takes his turn on the tow trike
BREAKING NEWS:  
MAYHEM IN THE PACIFIC!

THOUSANDS OUTRAGED AS CRUISE LINE FORCES PASSENGERS TO TOW STRICKEN  SHIP BACK TO SAN DIEGO 
 CITING HIGH COST, CRUISE LINE CANCELS TUGBOATS
"Also, a few of our passengers view this as a wonderful opportunity to lose some weight," said Captain Fjnll Qvggee.   The ship, originally scheduled to be back in port sometime Friday, is now expected to arrive January 7th.





EL POLLO LOCO ABANDONS PLAN TO CHANGE NAME TO
MORE POLITICALLY CORRECT EL MENTALMENTE DISMINUIDO POLLO AFTER DISCOVERING NAME WON'T FIT ON DRINK CUPS



Alaska ballots so stained
results could take weeks
TOBACCO JUICE STAINS ON ALASKA BALLOTS BLAMED FOR DELAY IN ELECTION RESULTS
Officials say it could take weeks to decipher remaining ballots


PALO ALTO WOMAN CREATES HIT MUSICAL FROM
NISSAN SENTRA OWNER'S MANUAL







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