Wednesday, November 17, 2010

BUGLE BRIEFS

BREAKING NEWS!
GOOGLE STREET VIEW PHOTO CAR DRIVES THROUGH VIAGRA SPILL 
Spokesman:  "It's not driveable.  It's been more than four hours now, so I'm not sure what we'll do next."
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CITY EXPLORES "INNOVATIVE" PLAN TO AVOID A NEW ROUND OF LAYOFFS NEXT YEAR 
San Jose Mayor Chuck Reed's "Innovative new plan" calls for hiring back previously laid off employees and then laying them off again.  "That way, we'll reach the required number of layoffs to balance the budget and still have the same number of employees on board to provide necessary city services," explained Reed.  Council members seemed puzzled by the proposal and called for further study.  


BIZ NEWZ:  EVER WONDER WHAT YOU'LL LOOK LIKE IN 30 YEARS?
SILICON VALLEY STARTUP SHOWS OFF ITS NEW AGE PROGRESSION SOFTWARE 


Current photo of Justin Bieber
Justin Bieber in 30 years
according to Timespeed
Silicon Valley startup Timespeed  says its software can accurately portray what people, including teen star Justin Bieber, shown in a current photo on the left, will look like in 30 years (right photo)



























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