Wednesday, November 24, 2010

WORKERS COMPLAIN THAT THE UNEMPLOYED ARE GETTING TOO PHYSICALLY FIT

Labor Secretary agrees:  "It's a fairness issue." 

     "I'm working 70 hours a week and have no time to work out, yet my unemployed neighbor looks like Mr. Universe.  It's not right," grumbled 36-year-old electrical engineer Angus Pasternak.  
     The concern over the contrast in fitness levels between the employed and unemployed has also reached the highest levels of government.  At a press conference yesterday, U.S. Secretary of Labor Tom Perez noted, "It's a fairness issue.  The majority of our workforce is out there doing the right thing--working long hours in stressful jobs, not working out and eating junk food.  The unemployed have too much time to exercise and that needs to change before we become a nation of abs and ab-nots."  


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